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• I don't Friend hairless persons (with the possible exception of dolphins), only other cats, and some dogs, weasels, skunks and <shudder> rats. The jury is still out on monotremes, though we are a fan of the Echidna.

• The Hairless Person bobhowe handles relations with other hairless persons, but don't expect to win any appeals over my head with him. It's not that he's unsympathetic, just disinterested.

• I don't do nuance. This is a take-no-prisoners kind of blog, and if you can't stand the smell you should damn well get out of the litterbox. Likewise, I don't do nice, not as a policy goal. As I explained to sanju_devil_cat: ...being nice is fine, but it should not be a cat's goal in life. One tries to be civil in pursuit of mice, naps, and a good angle on the girlie bits, but let us not confuse the objective with the social niceties we employ along the way.

• I am not a fan of the truncated online syntax and spelling, nor am I open to sexual interrogatories from cretins. If you post a comment like ru a hot babe? bc i am lking 4 anal! I will use your malodorous, sagging testicles for a scratching post, then I will delete your comment. And for Christ's sake, use upper- and lower-case letters and proper punctuation: if I can painstakingly tap out grammatically correct prose with one paw, you can do the same with ten fingers.

• I don't troll. If you find a comment from me in your blog, it's because I thought what you had to say was interesting enough to merit a response. Life is too short to disagree with the ill-informed opinions of every mouthbreather with access to the Internet.

• I am named for a character in the heartbreaking drama of the Franco-Prussian War, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Don't ask, just rent the damn movie.

• I am a female black and white domestic medium haired Feline-American. I in fact weigh just six pounds. I live with the Hairless Person, and the Other Cat, a female tortoiseshell domestic short haired Feline-American who goes by the ridiculously anthropomorphic and degrading name of Baby.

• If you have a question about me that I haven't answered here—well, your chances aren't good, frankly. But you can comment in my latest post, and if the question piques my interest, I'll give it a whack.